There's only one Stu.

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:16:21 GMT

Just burying the other entry with a survey. I feel like doing one.

Favorite game in genre:

RPG - Mario and Luigi:Superstar Saga, though Chrono Trigger DS is getting there
FPS - Doom
MMO - They're all shit.
RTS - Age of Empires
RACING - Jak X
PUZZLE - Pokemon Puzzle Challenge, or Guru Logic Champ
CONSTRUCTION/MANAGEMENT - Theme Park
Fighting - Street Fighter Alpha 3
Action - Jak 3
Adventure - Discworld
Platformer - Castle of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse (SMS version)
Singleplayer - ""
Multiplayer - Castle Crashers
Sports - Tony Hawk's series, can't choose. Alright, 3.
Realistic -
Oldschool - River Raid
Game Company - Treasure
Free - Jumper Two

Best/favorite game for
Wii - Don't want to play any of them
360 - Castle Crashers
PS3 - Not played enough to know
PC - Jumper Two

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:53:11 GMT

You know something? I don't care how intelligent and/or savvy Baloo the bear is. I refuse to believe he could a) Operate a courier service or b) Fly a plane.

He's a fucking bear.

I'll accept chipmunks as secret agents. Hell, I'll even stretch to a duck being rich.

But a bear flying a plane?

Fuck off.

entry

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:49:18 GMT

apathy apathy apathy apathy apathy apathy apathy apathy apathy apathy apathy apathy

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:18:04 GMT

Leanne's still gone.

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:08:50 GMT

Leanne's gone.

Humiliation

Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:48:43 GMT

I've had Capcom Vs SNK for about 2 years now and been playing it fairly constantly. I had it in my mind that I was pretty good at the game by now - not master level by any means, but better than average.

I just got beat 5 times in a row by a guy with a banana in one hand, using just one button and a joystick.

To say I was emasculated is an understatement.

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:23:20 GMT

Apologies to all concerned for my abrasivenesss in recent weeks. There was no excuse, really.

Anyway, speaking of abrasiveness, let's keep it in the LJ, Stu.

WHY is every cyclist I have ever interacted with in Cambridge a total fucking asshole who seems to be under the misapprehension that it's OK to run a red light, nearly smack into me, then cough out "WHAT'RE YOU DOING!? FUCK!" before roaring over the zebra crossing, narrowly missing some kids. YOU COMPLETE CUNTS.

That's not aimed at all cyclists, incidentally. Just the two or three a week who are wankers.

Sorry for the foul language in this entry.

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:08:04 GMT

http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/the_day_the_clown_cried.html

JESUS CHRIST @ that script. I can't believe this actually got made.

Anyway, my life.

Problems?

1. I'm poor.

2. I'm hungry.

3. Other stuff.

Later

Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:46:23 GMT

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?

Leanne, I suppose. BUT IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?

Yeah, except that one time when I jumped on it from a tree and it imploded.

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?

Talker. Definitely.

4. Do you take compliments well?

Depends on my mood.

5. Do you play Sudoku?

No, I play Picross ^^

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?

Probably not.

7. What song are you listening to right now?

Nothing whatsoever.

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?

Twice and I cried and cried until they called my parents.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?

Sonic the Hedgehog. I was always Tails.

10. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?

Sure. And I love how Leanne says that noone would date her. Priceless.

11. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?

I like to stalk.

12. Use three words to describe yourself.

Fat cynical arsehole. And Leanne? Big ol' jugs.

13. Do any songs make you cry?

Yeah, but I won't say which ones because you'd laugh at me.

14. Are you continuing your education?

Yeah, Uni.

15. Do you know how to shoot a gun?

Not really.

16. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you'd grab?

My dick.

17. How often do you read books?

Do comics count? :p

18. Do you think more about the past, present or future?

Present, because it's really all that matters in the long run.

19. What is your favourite children's book?

Rudley Cabot in the Quest for the Golden Carrot

20. What color are your eyes?

Blue :)

21. How tall are you?

6'7"

22. Where is your dream house located?

At my current address

23. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?

Yeah. Passports.

24. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?

I'm gonna assume that means KFC and say in about five minutes.

25. Where was the furthest place you travelled today?

To work.

26. Do you like mustard?

No! Eww.

27. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?

They're both pretty sweet.

28. Do you look like your mom or dad?

My mum :/

29. How long does it take you in the shower?

Depends if I decide to have a wank.

30. Can you do the splits?

Christ no, but I'm fairly aroused that Leanne could. Just gonna take a shower...

31. What movie do you want to see right now?

Simpsons again.

32. What did you do for New Year's?

Shit all.

33. Do you think The Grudge was scary?

Only in that it was dark and quiet then LOUD AND GORY and any chump can make someone jump like that.

34. Do you own a camera phone?

Oh yes.

35. Was your mom a cheerleader?

God no. wtf is a majorette?

36. What's the last letter of your middle name?

L.

37. How many hours of sleep do you get at night?

See answer 29.

38. Do you like care bears?

I like Gummi Bears.

39. What do you buy at the movies?

Minstrels. And sometimes... love.

40. Do you know how to play poker?

Absolutely not.

41. Do you wear your seatbelt?

Yeah. Not when I'm out of the car though.

42. What do you wear to sleep?

Depends on temperature

43. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?

Pffffffffft

44. How many meals do you eat a day?

As many as possible without dying.

45. Do you like funny or serious people better?

Funny.

46. Ever been to L.A.?

Nay

47. Did you eat a cookie today?

nyet

48. Do you use cuss words in other languages?

No

49. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?

Steal

50. Do you hate chocolate?

Sometimes.

51. What do you and your parents fight about the most?

What a useless waste of space I am

52. Are you a gullible person?

Not really. Too cynical.

53. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?

Fuck no.

54. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?

Drawing cartoons :(

55. Are you easy to get along with?

Not really. I'm a real asshole.

56. What is your favorite time of day?

Late evening.

57. Are you easy to fall in love with?

Guffaw. Obviously not.

Also, as per Mark's entry, post a comment and I'll tell you what I really think of you, warts and all. Prepare for pain, people.

Thu, 31 May 2007 21:47:40 GMT

I won't be coming online again until I have a job.

That could be several months.

Goodbye.

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 15:05:15 GMT

Just so I can get this out of the way, if anyone resents me for any reason, just comment on this entry and we can talk it over :)

Perhaps I have an opinion you did not wish to hear? Perhaps I inadvertantly/advertantly insulted you? Perhaps I posted big ranty entries filled with bad words, and the fact that I was upset about something cause people to hate me?

In any case, let's all come together and sort things out. I'm very eager to do so. I'm really a very pleasant person when I've been neutered of all enthusiasm. So now's the time.

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:52:50 GMT

Augh you eBumholes, stay off STCO. Fuckers.

Anyway yeah this is an entry yay